John: Level Up!

"Colonel Sassacre: Level up for slaying the imp."



The Colonel soars to new heights on his ECHELADDER, reaching the rung: ONE MAN JULEP VACUUM, and pockets 9550 BOONDOLLARS. 
Chump change for the genteel, aristocratic southern colonel.

"Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp."

The REFRIGERATOR skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: FIVESTAR GENERAL ELECTRIC and earns 285 BOONDOLLARS.

Things are really looking up for this feisty appliance.

"Bathtub: Level up for slaying the imp."


The BATHTUB surges heroically and surpasses the rung: ARCHIMEDES’ AQUACRADLE, proceeding directly to vaunted rung: TAFT-JAMMER. The tub makes off with a cool 490 BOONDOLLARS. 
The tub’s BASIN CAPACITY remains unaffected.

"Piano: Level up for slaying the imp."

The piano in its valiant effort has unfortunately been slain. 
But if it hadn’t, it would have raked in so many BOONDOLLARS, you have no idea. 
SO MANY.

"Safe: Level up for slaying the imp."

The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.

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